City Drawing

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Quote of the Week

"Independence is lower class blasmphamy; we are all dependent upon each other."
--George Bernard Shaw

Surreal Picture

This is a picture I drew with no distinct pattern. It's just a collage of garbage, no theme, no symbolism, just ridiculousness. It was put in my spelling word notes, which is why the terms are off to the side. If one were to put your face up to it for 10 seconds, then slowly move away; it kinda has a 3-D feel to it (actual picture, not image).

Renegade-by Styx

 It isn't quite my favorite song, but I certainly enjoy it, although the lyrics are bitter sweet. The only way for you to know what that means is to check it out; use the picture.

About Cthulhu...

  Cthulhu (Ku-thoo-loo) is the title character from the H.P. Lovecraft novel with a squid head, an kinda looks swamp thing with bat wings. It brought us the phrase, "That which can eternal lie, that in strange aeons, even death may die."

I tried to make the picture a link to my other website, but that isn't working at the moment, oh well. Here's a picture by I believe H.R. Giger to show what Cthulhu is supposed to look like.

My Friends

Some of the strangest of human prototypes; some mutants never even considered for mass production. Too wierd to exist, too rare not to.

My "Current" Profile Picture

 I made it in the basic paint program I have built into my computer. The style is that of those old Andy Warhol paintings with four of the same image per corner, but each is in a different tint, mixed with those popart pictures where you don't see the person's face but only their peripheral objects and hair. The hair and cigarette smoke were made with a brush tool and the glasses and cigarette itself (No, I don't actually smoke) were made with line tools, filler, and a bit of pixle by pixle. So what do you think, like it?

Quote of the Week

"That which does not destroy us, makes us stronger"
--Friedrich Nietzsche

...and now for something COMPLETELY different.

**VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED**

An unprofessional video I posted on youtube with my friend Tony. This is my personal favorite of our small series  of game reviews using a camera. We gave ourselves code-names as one would find out very soon. We also curse excessively and don't  REALLY do too much of a review, but enough stalling, go watch the video already!

Darn Monitors!

 The laptops at my school are tiny, even by the standards of the school's desktop monitors. My monitor on the other hand is large (or at least by comparison). I try to make my blog stand out, although only the people in my 2d hour even know I have one. So I put up background that I made in MS Paint. The problem is I fit it for a normal sized monitor, but it's STILL too big for the puny laptop screens at my school. To prove it I'll show you what it looks like on my monitor at home.

The Writer

   There was a writer, sitting in front of his computer. The man's name was Raúl Dulce, a crude, person that works for the Chicago News Editorial, who's ways were rather unorthodox. He always looked for the facts, which is reasonable, but he never looked for the opinion of anyone for any situation ever.
  This time the story he was given was what could only be described as gossip. Being as Raúl loathed gossip, naturally he had a picture of "The View" attached to a dart board.He clenched one of his fists, and used the other one to swipe a stray dart and flung it at the photo.
   A frown started to form on his face,"The idiots," he muttered," they know the way I work. Not with words, but actions." Raúl's voice became more and more audible, as he got up from his chair," I need facts not ALLEGED GARBAGE! I__" he paused, veered around with his eyes atop his cubicle, looked down at his blank comuper monitor, and slumped back into his chair," __need a vacation.
   Raúl's friend, Tony walked over to his cubicle with a smug grin on his face. "So," he questioned rhetorically," have some writer's block do we?"
   Raúl turned his chair around and stared at him with a ditasteful look," What can't you see I'm busy?"
   "Doing what, looking a white screen," he replied slyly as he noticed the blank monitor. Raúl looked crossed. He got up from his chair and sleuthed by Tony, to their boss's office. Tony followed close behind. "What are you gonna do?" Tony asked nervously.
  "What do ya think, I'm gonna complain that my story isn't news worthy."
  The two made it to their boss, Mr. Bersklend, who was talking on the phone when he noticed them intrude. "Hold on... I-I think I got some," he cupped his hand over the phone and looked at the men standing in the doorway," Hey you two," he pointed," I got a job for you."

The End is Nigh!

Yeah... we're all doomed

Noah Antwiler is coming to take you out, one ridiculous spoof at a time.

This ain't all fokes

This is not my only site. I don't think this is my main site; I think that title would go to one of my youtube channels (I own two). The other one is also a blog that I made for my technology class. I don't know what to do with it, but I resently posted an article on my thoughts of the Twilight movies. My first youtube account is for skeches, and the other is my gaming channel that I share with my friend. So in all, I own three and a half websites. Where I'm going with this is that one shouldn't expect too much from this blog, and erratic updating patterns. Oh well.

Yay another poem.

This is a haiku that I also wrote in middle school. Although they're supposed to be about nature I changed it a bit.

A frustrated man
works in the fields all day
never gets good pay.

He is seldom pleased
but when the day is finished
the stars make him smile.

They stay above clouds
untouched by people's designs
that makes him happy.

This is some poem I wrote in middle school

I don't know what I was thinking when I made it and I tried to make it 'artsy'.

-Humans-

Humans
Born of the Earth,
to conquer all that is,
for their own selfish desires.
Monsters

No I don't think that way, but what ever.