Just in Case

If, for some reason Wurste falls through, at least I 'll have a back-up plan.

Filler Post

A music video of Nintendo Caprisun synced up to the song "Renegade" by Styx. I wouldn't really recommend anything else by the person that posted this on youtube but if you enjoy this song, well yeah. If you don't know who Nintendo Caprisun is, check-out his stuff.

Newer Würste Poster

  I'm not entirely sure if the names at the bottom will stay, since we haven't even started filming yet (hence the "PRE-PRODUCTION" label at the top. the only real difference between this poster and the older one is that since it's newer it's better that the proportions are correct for size (if it were actual size the poster would be about 27in/40in).

 I know I've just been saying "...we'll start filming when my friend comes back..." and have never given a date; that's because he's Hispanic. I don't make this up so I can stall the movie. Every summer, he's gone for about a month. He'll return from Cuba in 9-days (if I'm lucky). In all seriousness, I hope all goes as planned and I hope your time won't be as stressful as mine (until my week off in CA).

I Don't Know What to Say...

  At 3:30am, I wake-up and notice a prism like object sitting on my computer desk. I walk over to the item, and glance at the inscription on top. To my surprise, it was a box of  CIGARS. Baffled, I look on the sides to see if it were some kind of gag (if so, I don't get it) or if there was a post-it note anywhere. What I DID see was a sticker on top folded half over the side. It stated:

IMPORTED

Hand Made

We guarantee that these cigars

are hand made in the Dominican Republic

Se garanta que estos cigarros se hacen

a mano en la Republica Dominicana

Cigars

GUARANTEE

 Well it wasn't fake, but that being the explanation for why it's in the house is far from an acceptable reason. When my mom awoke two or so hours later, I had the cigar case placed on the coffee table. She said it was from her friend to me. She explained that the cigar box reminded her friend of me for some reason. How, I haven't a clue.

 It humbles me to know that people give me strange things, because they're reminded of a person that is equally strange. At least they were generous; I mean I got a 20-pack. Most are only 10-packs (how I know this may be the reason I was given the box in the first place).

Breaking News

  I have good news and bad news (obviously, because good can only be defined by bad). This has nothing to do with the site, so it's not that important.
 I'll start with the good, because the coin I flipped landed on tails. I finally got a-hold on a copy of the movie "The Screaming Skull." What's significant about it is that I'm planning on doing a riff (live commentary consisting of witty remarks recorded over the movie). A perfect example of this would be the show Mystery Science Theater 3000; the only difference is the silhouettes of people in a movie theater in front of the movie they're riffing. On August 5th, I'm going to visit my cousins in San Francisco for about a week and a half. I'll bring my camera, and hopefully film the trip.
 Because (yes I'm starting a sentence with because, what-of-it) I'll be in California, I won't be able to film Wurste at the time. I was hoping of being finished shooting by early September, but because of my absence, it may end sometime in late October.

Anyone for Doomsday?

By: Powerman 5000

Let Me Explain...

  You may be asking about the last post:

1. WTF is "Wurste"?
2. Is it just me, or does that picture look eerily  like a Nazi flag?
3. Why am I stuck to only these questions?

  I hope I can answer these without being too abstract. Going in order:

1. "Wurste" is the name of a movie that I've been working on. I almost have the first major draft completed. We'll begin filming when my friend returns from Cuba.
2. It's supposed to look that way. The movie mainly follows two German soldiers before through just after WW2. The W is actually based on a false flag used for a team that was competing in the Net Fest of 2003. I chose it, because it was the only "axis-ish" flag I could find that looked like a W.
3. That's an easy one; the person typing this post is very bias over what he believes others think.