God Weekends are Boring

I hate how everyone patronizes the days Friday...

Saturday...

 

and Sunday...

 I don't understand how people think it's a good thing to be in a vegetative state. Hell, I don't need it to be the weekend for that. I guess it's good to be with friend or be off work, but I have few friends, and when I'm at school, I'm with those friends.

 Usually, I spend my weekends listening to music, watching movies, directing mine, drawing, or shopping with my parents. That may sound like an at least somewhat eventful way to wait time but I do that on weekdays too. The same goes for sleeping. Yes, my favorite sport/activity/hobby/holiday?/event...thing. I go to sleep around 3/4am everyday. During the 'work' week I wake-up at 7:30 (which I heard is later than most people, but I'm not sure), and take a nap around 4:30. I'm woken-up for dinner at 8pm and I return to bed at the usual time. On the weekend, I don't nap, but just wake-up at 11am.

 Back to the lack of things to do, I always see people saying how great their Saturday was or what fantastic thing they did. IT JUST FANS MY FIRE!

I'm International!

 Recently, Spyro told me that she had a viewer from France. Out of curiosity, I decided to check if I had a foreigner who read my crap. It turns out that I have both German, and Danish readers.
 To the German: Grüße Deutschen.
 To the Danish: hilsner danskerne.
 Well that's neat, still waiting for someone from Cambodia though. Hold on... I wonder what the Germans think of Würste; awe well, hope they don't mind too much. Sorry for the lack of postings, I guess I lost motivation to really type anything up that often. I'm a tad-bit bored SO why not have a song to express my boredom...take it away Cat!

What I Think of the Current Situation

If it seems unacceptable, you're probably expressing it to the wrong audience

                                      --Retsupurae

I've Returned from Hell...

...Actually, that was a week ago. I couldn't find my camera for recording, so I was forced to use a camera my cousin owns. The thing is, it's in Cali. School is starting much earlier than I thought. Only one weekend left. Würste may take even more time to film. At least the trip was nice.

Countdown Commencing

Time Left:
 00:11:48:14

In the meanwhile, here's Rocket by Def Leppard to hold your attention

Happy Kubrickian Day

  On July 26th 1928, director Stanley Kubrick was born in New York. Today is his 83rd birthday (in case you were too lazy to do the math). Today he is revered as one of the greatest directors in film history even though he only directed 16 movies in his entire career. These are the 13 feature-length films of his:

• Fear and Desire(1953)-The story of four soldiers in a fictitious war that survive a crash landing in enemy territory, and wish to get back behind friendly lines. Their plans being sidetracked by a woman that spots them hiding in the nearby forest. This movie has no trailer so I'll instead show the film in it's entirety.

• Killer's Kiss(1955)-A Noir-film about some prize-fighter named Davy that intervenes when a woman's employer/lover Vincent attacks her. Davy and the woman who's name is Gloria get into a relationship, which displeases Vincent, who sends men to capture Gloria. This of course making Davy rescue her. Sorry about the trailer, it's kinda cliche and very cheesy.

• The Killing(1956)-A heist movie about a complex scheme to rob a horse track of two million dollars (it was worth a lot more back then), but things get a little...complicated. The trailer mentions the movie Scarface, that would be another movie from 1932; not the one starring Al Pacino

• Paths of Glory(1957)-An antiwar film during WW1 about Col. Dax (played by Kirk Douglas) who gets in trouble, because he has only 2/3 of his men leave the trenches against a futile attack of German troops. The Colonel is arrested and his fame-seeking superior, Gen. Broulard has the third killed for mutiny. The trailer really likes saying how good it is and stating the obvious; it shows the title three times in case you mite have forgotten.

• Spartacus(1960)-Kirk Douglas plays a slave turned gladiator who leads a revolt to Southern Italy where they will attempt to leave to their places of origin. Meanwhile, republican Gracchus and militarist Crassus try to use the rebellion to their own political advantage. The trailer just pretty much states the film's name and count-off the cast members; it kinda sucks.

• Lolita(1962)-Prof. Humbert Humbert (great name by the way) marries a widowed landlady in order to get close to her 14-year-old daughter, who he is infatuated by. This was Kubrick's first film after he left Hollywood, and the trailer shows it; it's just weird.

• Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb(1964)-A political satire on America and the USSR's "fail-safe" plans against each other during the Cold War. The movie centers around paranoid general Jack D. Ripper (get it) who tries to start a nuclear war with Russia, as the President and his cabinet frantically try to stop the attack. The trailer is sorta what the Lolita trailer tried to be, only more goofy.

• 2001: A Space Odyssey(1968)-Dr. Dave Bowman is sent to investigate a strange black prism on the surface of the moon. The prism or "Monolith" as it's called emits a signal, leading the Doctor on an expedition to one of the moons of Jupiter. Unfortunately, his ship isn't as eager to go on the trip as him. This trailer is just fine until the very end; it just seems out of place.

• A Clockwork Orange(1971)-The story of Alex (played by Malcolm McDowell) a delinquent who commonly BEATS old people and RAPES women (our hero, ladies and gentlemen). When he is finally caught by the police, he undergoes a treatment to "cure" him of his violent ways. As one may expect, this plan doesn't quite go as planned. Not much to say about the trailer admittedly.

• Barry Lyndon(1975)-An epic (3 hours long) tale of Redmond Barry, an Irishman that joins the British army, only to end up in the Prussian army. He becomes his captain's protege for saving him. Barry also becomes associated with the gambler Chevalier de Balibari until he decides to marry Honoria Lyndon. Remember when I talked about how the Spartacus trailer kept praising itself, well this trailer is NOTHING BUT SELF INDULGENCE!

• The Shining(1980)-A family is asked to be the care-takers of an isolated hotel during the winter months. The father uses the time to write his book, while the son has psychic powers that allow him to see events of the past and future. Overtime, the father's boredom turns into stress and perhaps something more. The trailer is just...bizarre.

• Full Metal Jacket(1987)-A war movie showing the dehumanizing effects of boot-camp and how excited America was about winning the Vietnam War even-though it was a complete disaster. The movie isn't a war-hero-flick, it's of the war. Aside from that, the trailer is just mediocre.

• Eyes Wide Shut(1999)-Dr.Bill Harford becomes sexually obsessive after his wife admits to almost cheating with someone else. Bill learns of a secret-sex-cult, and decides to attend. He finds that he's in over his head, and that his family is threatened.

Six days after the premiere of Eyes Wide Shut, Kubrick died at age 70.

Just in Case

If, for some reason Wurste falls through, at least I 'll have a back-up plan.

Filler Post

A music video of Nintendo Caprisun synced up to the song "Renegade" by Styx. I wouldn't really recommend anything else by the person that posted this on youtube but if you enjoy this song, well yeah. If you don't know who Nintendo Caprisun is, check-out his stuff.

Newer Würste Poster

  I'm not entirely sure if the names at the bottom will stay, since we haven't even started filming yet (hence the "PRE-PRODUCTION" label at the top. the only real difference between this poster and the older one is that since it's newer it's better that the proportions are correct for size (if it were actual size the poster would be about 27in/40in).

 I know I've just been saying "...we'll start filming when my friend comes back..." and have never given a date; that's because he's Hispanic. I don't make this up so I can stall the movie. Every summer, he's gone for about a month. He'll return from Cuba in 9-days (if I'm lucky). In all seriousness, I hope all goes as planned and I hope your time won't be as stressful as mine (until my week off in CA).

I Don't Know What to Say...

  At 3:30am, I wake-up and notice a prism like object sitting on my computer desk. I walk over to the item, and glance at the inscription on top. To my surprise, it was a box of  CIGARS. Baffled, I look on the sides to see if it were some kind of gag (if so, I don't get it) or if there was a post-it note anywhere. What I DID see was a sticker on top folded half over the side. It stated:

IMPORTED

Hand Made

We guarantee that these cigars

are hand made in the Dominican Republic

Se garanta que estos cigarros se hacen

a mano en la Republica Dominicana

Cigars

GUARANTEE

 Well it wasn't fake, but that being the explanation for why it's in the house is far from an acceptable reason. When my mom awoke two or so hours later, I had the cigar case placed on the coffee table. She said it was from her friend to me. She explained that the cigar box reminded her friend of me for some reason. How, I haven't a clue.

 It humbles me to know that people give me strange things, because they're reminded of a person that is equally strange. At least they were generous; I mean I got a 20-pack. Most are only 10-packs (how I know this may be the reason I was given the box in the first place).

Breaking News

  I have good news and bad news (obviously, because good can only be defined by bad). This has nothing to do with the site, so it's not that important.
 I'll start with the good, because the coin I flipped landed on tails. I finally got a-hold on a copy of the movie "The Screaming Skull." What's significant about it is that I'm planning on doing a riff (live commentary consisting of witty remarks recorded over the movie). A perfect example of this would be the show Mystery Science Theater 3000; the only difference is the silhouettes of people in a movie theater in front of the movie they're riffing. On August 5th, I'm going to visit my cousins in San Francisco for about a week and a half. I'll bring my camera, and hopefully film the trip.
 Because (yes I'm starting a sentence with because, what-of-it) I'll be in California, I won't be able to film Wurste at the time. I was hoping of being finished shooting by early September, but because of my absence, it may end sometime in late October.

Anyone for Doomsday?

By: Powerman 5000

Let Me Explain...

  You may be asking about the last post:

1. WTF is "Wurste"?
2. Is it just me, or does that picture look eerily  like a Nazi flag?
3. Why am I stuck to only these questions?

  I hope I can answer these without being too abstract. Going in order:

1. "Wurste" is the name of a movie that I've been working on. I almost have the first major draft completed. We'll begin filming when my friend returns from Cuba.
2. It's supposed to look that way. The movie mainly follows two German soldiers before through just after WW2. The W is actually based on a false flag used for a team that was competing in the Net Fest of 2003. I chose it, because it was the only "axis-ish" flag I could find that looked like a W.
3. That's an easy one; the person typing this post is very bias over what he believes others think.

Würste Poster

Brazil

Be warned to those that don't like them, this is an old song

Sorry about how the Z looks; it's hard to get a swirl effect in MSPaint

Internet Exile

 Six days ago, I noticed something I considered peculiar. I saw that my mouse was missing, so I checked under my desk. The plug wasn't even there. Confused, I asked mom who explained that I was in my room on the computer too long. Furious, I demanded the mouse in a passive-aggressive way. She said something along the lines of "It's for my own good." First getting up early and now THIS; I could only bitch and moan (which I didn't). On the up side, I could still watch TV (although I don't) and be on the family computer (if someone else wasn't).
The Good:I was quite productive in actual work. I almost finished the script for the WWII spoof and named it "Würste"(German sausage on a stick). Saw an absolute shit-ton of movies this week (about 30) not including the Star Wars movies that always seem to be on Spike TV. *NERD ALERT* I also got pretty far in Donkey Kong Country (no small task) which is one of the only long games I haven't beaten yet.

 The Bad:Because of my lack of friends, I only went out if my mom was going to the store. I must have been to five shops looking for fucking half-and-half. We bought a lot of movies too, if we weren't at home watching them. I hope everyone else's week was fine, 'cause mine wasn't without the computer. Speaking of which, 70% of what I wanted to do in the last post was basically aborted.

I'm Booked Solid

My schedule is absolutely packed. I suppose this is a good thing, because before now I've had little to nothing to do.
First, Far-From-Subtle is doing a live-stream LP (Let's Play) of the new game Alice: Return to Madness, which will be great because they're known for freaking out over weird things, while the Alice series is very dark and disturbing.
After that, Channel Awesome is celebrating their third year anniversary with a full-length movie they made. The movie will be put up episodically in six parts.
Finally, there's NintendoCaprisun's slot at the retro summer event. I'm a big fan of NCS, and he'll be playing Super-C, and Castlevania 2.
IRL; my grandfather's birthday is tomorrow, and we'll be giving him one of those E-readers, and taking him out... to dinner of course. So I'll be occupied for a good 7hours or so.

To Spyro:

Does this at all help...

This should lower the possibilities

Look Familiar

Can you guess what it's based on?

It's not supposed to be me, Spyro

Sorry Spyro

I'm well known for writing a lot of comments. In the past, people have questioned me because of this. Now I'm in trouble again. Spyro (the survivor) feels it necessary to lash at my remarks. I'll admit, I seldom care afterwards of something I said earlier. Because of this, I make remarks that aren't always kind. Spyro seems to be taking me far more seriously than I intended to be. I'm usually very unrelenting in saying how I feel on something, but I never would do anything to insult others. Stone Freak thinks differently. If you that I have insulted you Spyro, I'm entirely and sincerely sorry for everything I ever said that agitated you, and I hope you can except my apology.

Yet Another One

A very literal title

Sleepy Days

As you no doubt aware, school is over in the USA. Because of this, I don't need to get up in the morning (yes I know I'm stating the obvious). The problem is, it became going to sleep at 10am, and waking-up at 8pm. I've recently tried staying up for a whole day (about 20hr). This proves to be quite challenging, especially because of the lack of stuff to do.
 Yesterday, I saw five movies to keep me up:

1. Blazing Saddles(1974)-93min
2. Seven Samurai(1954)-207min*yes it is three and a half long
3. Shutter Island(2010)-138min
4. Wizards(1977)-82min
5. Nausicaa(1984)-117min

You can tell I have a lot of older movies on my shelf. Luckily they were good, so I could sit through them (even those longer than two and a half hours). Even so, I still went to sleep at three.

Quote of the Week

"I only care about the days of the week that start with the letter T: today & tomorrow; yesterday is the past, and I don't care about it."
--Sidney Poitier

How 'Bout Another

All I need now is a talent making music, a studio executive, and about 20 songs, and I'll be set.

If I Had an Album...

...It'd look something like this.

My Friend Makes a Poster for a Movie

I found this picture drawn into my notebook with marker. My friend Tony drew it, probably after watching the movie. The scratched-out part is supposed to be a bong, but I said to him that it didn't fit, because there was no bong in the movie (it took place in the 70s). The dripping McDonalds  arches are supposed to be bats, and that thing on the side is an agitated form of one of the main characters. I believe the sunglasses and cigarette need no explanation, and I hope you can read the title just fine.

 

Only the Weak Feel Pain....and I'm one of Them

 I'm feelin' the burn from the summer heat when I go out, and it just started. Hell, the worst is yet to come; we still have August to look forward to. I can only imagine how the people in Arizona or New Mexico must be going through. Actually I've been told be a person that currently lives in Arizona that they just stay inside three fourths of the time. It really sucks, because I'm one of the palest people (not albino) this side of the asteroid belt. I've tried playing through some of my old games, and I realized something. The game I own are short; I mean 7 hours at most. I'm running out of things to do around the house, and typing this up ain't helping.

Did You Find the Secret?

In case you aren't aware, I have another site as well as two youtube channels (that I seldom update). One of them is where I got the Ninja Gaiden Review from. The little picture of Cthulhu is link to my other website where I review movies and maybe games at some point (Ninja Gaiden doesn't count because it was made over a year ago). Oh, and if you're asking for my channel name, it's: SuperTiki8000

One More Survivor

After about a week of searching, I finally found another person that is updating their blogs from my school. It's only one but at least it's SOMEONE! The other person goes by the name SpyroStoneFreak and her blog is inkspot25.blogspot.com, and (I believe she) does reviews of novels they read. Although I haven't read any of the books that are reviewed, or read even the reviews, I appreciated that someone took hold of the opportunity to do more with the blog than just post the literary junk and a few songs, and instead made the blog their own. If you're reading this now Spyro, I solute you.

Quote of the Week

"Lying is the worst sin of man, because man created it. Envy & lust drives perseverance, Violence & thievery  helps many animals survive, Pride creates self-esteem; But lying is just low, and I speak as an Agnostic."
 --Personal Quote of Mine

Bureaucracy is Fun!

 Having power in high places does give one the upper hand once in a while, ya know. Today, me and my family went to a high class restaurant named "La Brochette" as an early father's day dinner. Although that would explain the occasion, the reason we went there is because my uncle is the head chef, or was it sue chef (sorta like a first-mate to the head chef. I don't remember what everyone had, but I had chicken breast with a lot of vegetables. I can recall wasting about three minutes trying to pick up a grilled onion slice with a fork. I feel sorry for the waiter, describing all of the seafood when only one person got fish.
 To my knowledge, my dad is thinking of me having piano lessons. I'm not feeling too good about that. apparently the person my mom has in mind is a friend of hers. Well sometimes power in high places isn't that great all of the time. Hope you have an enjoyable father's day tomorrow.

I Got too Much Time on My Hands

I is bored with nothing to do. That's why I kinda liked school; it wasted time and you could spend time out of the house. Now I'm stuck in the house 80% of the time, and it's boring. I've been preoccupied making drawings with "ink splatter" pens (a basic pen with the tip cut off), and made sort-of a poster for one of the movies. I need something to do aside rummaging through my snacks and sleeping.

I'M BAAAAACK!

  Yeah, I'm back and in black. I have returned from the land below the depths of the land to my grand domain. Now summer's here and I...I uh...I don't just yet, but I'm working on it. As about 8 and a half of you are aware, I make movies. I've developed 2 concepts for feature length (more than 50 minutes) films. So I got big plans for the future although no one is helping me even make the script yet on either. Just to tease ya, I'll tell you the basic premises for both.
 The first will be a spoof/satire of WWII. The main focus will be on the war in Europe. I hope to have a mix of those old Monty Python sketches, and a Mel Brooks movie (not essentially like "The Producers").
 The other will be a sort of treasure-hunt movie for the "artifacts of inhumanity" that have assumed mystical properties. All of them have to be brought together to *SPOILER CENSORED* and *ALSO SPOILER*
 So that's what I hope to be doing in the near future, and I hope the summer will be good. I'm not going to any form of camp, and I don't go out often, so expect more posts by me soon.

Yay, He's Leaving

  Sorry for the utmost ridiculous amounts of posting I've been doing lately. Just giving this one to apologize about that. I want people to check the page after this one to see what I've posted oddly only three days ago.
 For now, I'm gonna stop posting all the time for awhile. Don't worry I ain't going forever, just taking a break (I must be talking to about two people, because that's the number of people that read my postings.)
All to say now is BUUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!

I'm not Surprising ANYONE Here

  It's pretty well known that the food at my school is... sub par. It's incredibly obvious that this garbage is the same low-standard junk that prisoners eat. Although I doubt the food is hazardous, you won't experts raving of how healthy it is either. That's just stupendous; pathetically tasteless food that isn't even good for the body. I don't know about you all, but my favorite entrée are the sides of the baked chicken. The chicken itself is mostly crust and fat, but the side dishes; black beans and rice make an actually good combination (Depending upon if there is enough "bean sauce" or if the rice is mush).
*Sorry for the pointless post*

I've Figured Out World Peace

No, not really. Although, I have realized the problem with my arm. It turns out that carrying four books at a time can put strain on one's arm; who'da thunk it? I now know that holding books+time=PAIN. Luckily, my arm has improved slightly since, but not to the point of full recovery. (Quote from wherever) "Well that's just TOO damn BAD!"

Stupid Song is Stuck in my Head

The title really says it all. To know what unreasonably catchy song I got ringing in my hears, click the stupid looking picture. Ye be warned, it might get stuck in yours as well.

Image made by blog owner, and in MSPaint; it looks bad because it took about three minutes to make

I'm a Prime Suspect

 Being a fan of Mystery Science Theater, I enjoy commenting on things. Unfortunately however, others are not too kind to my word. The problem is, I just got a third comment of someone asking "Who are you?" I guess this is for I don't have my real name on display. When I post a comment, and someone sees the title "Bowler" as the commenter, people are suspicious, especially if their not someone I've met, or told what my name/blog is. I'm getting confused of why others seem to be alienated by my comments. Most of the time I try to write something sarcastic, or just joke. For those of you who want to know my name because you feel that I've invaded your personal space, speak out in the comment section and I'd gladly tell you. Hope we could end this lack of knowledge.
*Oh, and happy All Shades Day!*

I Can't Use a pencil!

Up until recently, I drew and or wrote a lot of the time. Now I can't do anything. I feel like my arm has little to no energy at all. I have absolutely no idea why don't know how to stop it. All I can do is type posts like this with my hand almost flat on the keyboard. Then again, I don't have exceeding amounts of power in the rest of my body either. Perhaps my body is getting ready for summer, and not doing anything because it knows it won't need to...NA! But seriously, I can't really do much with my arm right now. So for now, toodles.

Am I Hated?

  If someone were to ask most people at my school what their thoughts on me are, one wouldn't find too many good things about me in their words. Not a lot of people enjoy my company, and I can't figure out why. Is it my attitude; am I being too harsh in my words. To be honest, I don't talk to many people outside of my friends, and most of it is muffled idiocy. Perhaps my look; it isn't common for most of the boys at my school to have long hair. On occasions, I wear red tinted glasses I got at the dollar store for fun. I guess people think I'm some hipster, or that I'm doing it for a statement.
  Ah well. The reason I'm making this post is because I overheard some people (who's names will not be said for confidentiality reasons) who were saying they hate me. The way I see things; I'm not hated, but rather disliked. My friends are part of different "rankings." One is hated, one is pretty much hated, I'm disliked, and my last friend actually is somewhat liked.
  If you hate me, can you say why in the comments... It's the least you could do for ruining 'All Shades Day.'

Well isn't this splendid!

After a full week of nothing, I do five posts in one day. That's very inconsistent, but oh well. I feel happy today for some reason. Pretty much everyone at my school sees a dull expression on my face, but if you look at me while I'm typing this up you'd see a clear smile. I hope you don't mind the NintendoCaprisun reference, but...

SOOO HAPPY!!!

It Doesn't Get Much Cuter than This

This drawing is by Full Metal Pasta Lover at youknowyouwannaclick.blogspot.com

I don't care if the eyes are in front of the hair or if you can't see their hand, it's still cute

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Thanks for all the Fish-Joby Talbot

Don't Panic

Be sure to have a towel

Where has everyone gone?

For those of you that aren't aware or are in it; the students of Ms. Aleman's class (my second hour) each made blogs of their own. Each was to add different literary elements into them such as poetry and short stories. Recently though, no one appears to be adding stuff to them. From what I've seen, the latest anyone has posted is Friday last week. Am I the only one  updating at all. If anything people should be posting more, because school is almost over and the grade has already been put in for blog project. Not only that but we can add whatever we want. It's like I'm the only one that even slightly wanted to continue these things anyhow. It really does stink, because I never actually talk to any of the people in most of my classes except a select few. I want to know how people are doing (*place comment of me being a stalker here*) and knowing what they like. Well I doubt anyone will EVER update these blogs again, and just have the URL taken from someone that would actually update once in awhile.

Quote of the Week

"A person who looks at a painting of apples is not conserned with the content of apples themselves, but the way the apples were painted. This is why when I get a book, I only look at the cover."
--Alfred Hitchcock

City Drawing

**TO ADD DESCRIPTION LATER**

Quote of the Week

"Independence is lower class blasmphamy; we are all dependent upon each other."
--George Bernard Shaw

Surreal Picture

This is a picture I drew with no distinct pattern. It's just a collage of garbage, no theme, no symbolism, just ridiculousness. It was put in my spelling word notes, which is why the terms are off to the side. If one were to put your face up to it for 10 seconds, then slowly move away; it kinda has a 3-D feel to it (actual picture, not image).

Renegade-by Styx

 It isn't quite my favorite song, but I certainly enjoy it, although the lyrics are bitter sweet. The only way for you to know what that means is to check it out; use the picture.

About Cthulhu...

  Cthulhu (Ku-thoo-loo) is the title character from the H.P. Lovecraft novel with a squid head, an kinda looks swamp thing with bat wings. It brought us the phrase, "That which can eternal lie, that in strange aeons, even death may die."

I tried to make the picture a link to my other website, but that isn't working at the moment, oh well. Here's a picture by I believe H.R. Giger to show what Cthulhu is supposed to look like.

My Friends

Some of the strangest of human prototypes; some mutants never even considered for mass production. Too wierd to exist, too rare not to.

My "Current" Profile Picture

 I made it in the basic paint program I have built into my computer. The style is that of those old Andy Warhol paintings with four of the same image per corner, but each is in a different tint, mixed with those popart pictures where you don't see the person's face but only their peripheral objects and hair. The hair and cigarette smoke were made with a brush tool and the glasses and cigarette itself (No, I don't actually smoke) were made with line tools, filler, and a bit of pixle by pixle. So what do you think, like it?

Quote of the Week

"That which does not destroy us, makes us stronger"
--Friedrich Nietzsche

...and now for something COMPLETELY different.

**VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED**

An unprofessional video I posted on youtube with my friend Tony. This is my personal favorite of our small series  of game reviews using a camera. We gave ourselves code-names as one would find out very soon. We also curse excessively and don't  REALLY do too much of a review, but enough stalling, go watch the video already!

Darn Monitors!

 The laptops at my school are tiny, even by the standards of the school's desktop monitors. My monitor on the other hand is large (or at least by comparison). I try to make my blog stand out, although only the people in my 2d hour even know I have one. So I put up background that I made in MS Paint. The problem is I fit it for a normal sized monitor, but it's STILL too big for the puny laptop screens at my school. To prove it I'll show you what it looks like on my monitor at home.

The Writer

   There was a writer, sitting in front of his computer. The man's name was Raúl Dulce, a crude, person that works for the Chicago News Editorial, who's ways were rather unorthodox. He always looked for the facts, which is reasonable, but he never looked for the opinion of anyone for any situation ever.
  This time the story he was given was what could only be described as gossip. Being as Raúl loathed gossip, naturally he had a picture of "The View" attached to a dart board.He clenched one of his fists, and used the other one to swipe a stray dart and flung it at the photo.
   A frown started to form on his face,"The idiots," he muttered," they know the way I work. Not with words, but actions." Raúl's voice became more and more audible, as he got up from his chair," I need facts not ALLEGED GARBAGE! I__" he paused, veered around with his eyes atop his cubicle, looked down at his blank comuper monitor, and slumped back into his chair," __need a vacation.
   Raúl's friend, Tony walked over to his cubicle with a smug grin on his face. "So," he questioned rhetorically," have some writer's block do we?"
   Raúl turned his chair around and stared at him with a ditasteful look," What can't you see I'm busy?"
   "Doing what, looking a white screen," he replied slyly as he noticed the blank monitor. Raúl looked crossed. He got up from his chair and sleuthed by Tony, to their boss's office. Tony followed close behind. "What are you gonna do?" Tony asked nervously.
  "What do ya think, I'm gonna complain that my story isn't news worthy."
  The two made it to their boss, Mr. Bersklend, who was talking on the phone when he noticed them intrude. "Hold on... I-I think I got some," he cupped his hand over the phone and looked at the men standing in the doorway," Hey you two," he pointed," I got a job for you."

The End is Nigh!

Yeah... we're all doomed

Noah Antwiler is coming to take you out, one ridiculous spoof at a time.

This ain't all fokes

This is not my only site. I don't think this is my main site; I think that title would go to one of my youtube channels (I own two). The other one is also a blog that I made for my technology class. I don't know what to do with it, but I resently posted an article on my thoughts of the Twilight movies. My first youtube account is for skeches, and the other is my gaming channel that I share with my friend. So in all, I own three and a half websites. Where I'm going with this is that one shouldn't expect too much from this blog, and erratic updating patterns. Oh well.

Yay another poem.

This is a haiku that I also wrote in middle school. Although they're supposed to be about nature I changed it a bit.

A frustrated man
works in the fields all day
never gets good pay.

He is seldom pleased
but when the day is finished
the stars make him smile.

They stay above clouds
untouched by people's designs
that makes him happy.

This is some poem I wrote in middle school

I don't know what I was thinking when I made it and I tried to make it 'artsy'.

-Humans-

Humans
Born of the Earth,
to conquer all that is,
for their own selfish desires.
Monsters

No I don't think that way, but what ever.